Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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