Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
