You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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