So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Randomize
