you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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