carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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