Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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