even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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