I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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