You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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