Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize