please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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