Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
In America we eat man semen.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
