She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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