If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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