Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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