I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
3pm strippers are depressing
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
