Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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