This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Randomize
