lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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