Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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