this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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