Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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