Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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