I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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