Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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