The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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