i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
you inspire me to be a worse person
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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