And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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