Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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