bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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