i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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