I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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