i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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