You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I pour the whiskey from now on
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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