we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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