I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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