Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I DEMAND FORESKIN
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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