Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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