i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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