Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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