He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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