friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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