the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
