doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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