that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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