I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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