Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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