he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Dignity is for republicans.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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