You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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